Ever wonder why...

More rhetorical questions to ponder:

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize,
'Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner.'" --Lynda Montgomery

Why do  we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries  are  dead?

Why do toothaches always happen on the weekend?

Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that?
What, do tall people burn slower? --Warren Hutcherson

Why  do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not  enough money to cover the check, let alone the fee?

Why  do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why  does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but  check when you say the paint is wet?

Why  doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why should I have to "Press 1 for English"?

Why  didn't Tarzan have a beard?

Whose  idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"? 

If  people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? 

Why  is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always  white?

Why is it there's never a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

Why  do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something  new to eat will have materialized?

Why  is it Superman stops bullets with his chest, but he
ducks if you throw something at him?

Why  does a person who's vacuuming keep running over a string a dozen times, then reach down, pick it up and examine it, then put it down to give  the vacuum one more chance?

Why  is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you try first? 

Why  did the Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

When  we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart and then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"  Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why  is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the  table you always manage to knock something else over? 

Why is it that In  the winter we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when  we complained about the heat?

Why is it that you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Why is it that the farther you get from a bathroom, the more likely you are to need one?

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NOTE:  The  statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering  from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- and if  they're okay, then it's  you. 

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