Ever wonder why...

Rhetorical questions to ponder:        

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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What's the speed of dark?
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Would the ocean be deeper without sponges?
(We think it would be shallower.)
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What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
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Is it true that you never really learn to swear
until you learn to drive?
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea,
does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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And speaking of that, whatever happened
to Preparations A through G?
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If you think about how mothers feed their babies with
tiny little spoons and forks, you wonder:  What does a
Chinese mother use....toothpicks?
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Do Lipton Tea employees take "coffee breaks?"
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean
that morality comes from morons?
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If people from Poland are called Poles, then why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
then doesn't it follow that ...

Electricians can be delighted?

Musicians can be denoted?

Cowboys can be deranged?

Models can be deposed?

Tree surgeons can be debarked?

And dry cleaners can be depressed?
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