From slightly odd to downright strange...We celebrate the unusual
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Opportunities always look bigger going
than coming.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.(
Contributed by John O.)
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism. (
Contributed by John O.)
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves
you thirty cents? (
Contributed by John O.)
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. (
Contributed by John O.)
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer
you get
to
the end, the faster it goes. (Anon)
Life is sexually transmitted. (Contributed by
John O.)
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die.(
Contributed by John O.) Once you get over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you
to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
You can go broke buying bargains. (Contributed by Lillian Knowles)
Be careful about reading
health books. You may die of
a misprint. Mark Twain
A closed mouth gathers no
feet.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed
of checks.
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OWN
SIGNS
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you can create your own
computer-generated signs: Highways signs, restaurant signs, computer error messages and more. Print them out or email
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