In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson
"All generalizations are dangerous, even this one." - Alexandre Dumas,
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"I have got no further than this: Every man has the right to utter what he thinks the truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. Martyrdom is the test." - Samuel Johnson
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire
"There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me... We spend our live doing nothing for each other." - Bing Crosby
Said at Harry Houdini's funeral while carrying his coffin
"I bet you a hundred bucks he ain't in here." - Charles Bancroft Dillingham
The other night I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. -Rodney Dangerfield
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. -W.C. Fields
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. -Douglas Adams
"How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world." - William Shakespeare
" - My goodness those diamonds are lovely! Goodness had nothing whatever to do with it." - Mae West
"Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so." - John Stuart Mill
"In skating over thin ice our safety is our speed." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed." - Bertrand Russel
"Vegetarianism is harmless enough, thought it is apt to fill a man with wind and self righteousness." - Robert Hutchinson
"The book written against fame and learning has the author's name on the title page." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"If a man hasn't discovered something that he would die for, he isn't fit for living." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it." - Don Marquis
"Were it not for imagination, sir, a man would be as happy in the arms of a chambermaid as of a duchess." - Samuel Johnson
"You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrists office"
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government, except all the others that have been tried." Winston Churchill
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter" - Winston Churchill
"It is province of knowledge to speak and it is the privledge of wisdom to listen." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.' - Lewis Carroll
"A man who will steal for me will steal from me." - Theodore Roosevelt
Refering to tv "A medium, so called because it is neither rare nor well done." - Ernie Kovacs
Written in the margin of a Foriegn Office document. The phrase 'the monks of Mount Athos were violating their vows' was misprinted as '... violating their cows.' "Better send them a Papal Bull." - Lord George Curzon
"The Irish invented the bagpipes and gave them to the Scots, who still haven't got the joke" - Oliver Herford
"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet." - St. Augustine of Hippo
"I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now; let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again." - Stephen Grellet
Rebuking an incompetent orchestra "After I die, I shall return to Earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you- not a one of you- enter!" - Arturo Toscanini
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Robert A. Heinlein
"It is by the goodness of God that we in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them." - Mark Twain
- Did you have anything on? "I had the radio on." - Marilyn Monroe
"In nature the are neither rewards or punishments- there are consequences." - Robert G. Ingersoll
"My center is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack." - Marshal Foch (during the second Battle of the Marne)
"It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man, it takes only twenty seconds to war to destroy him." - King Baudoin I of Belgium
"Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so." - Earl of Chesterfield
"It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the priviledge of wisdom to listen." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
"If you don't want to use the army, I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully, A. Lincoln"- Abe Lincoln
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Every man's dream.
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Professional hygiene for men.
Then, how should one get in? Through the exit?
Valley Girls.
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good - or healthful.
Relief in sight for stressed-
out rabbits.
Straight to the point. No beating around the bush here.
Dunces welcome.
Excuse me???
McDeath?
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