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From slightly odd to downright strange...We celebrate the unusual 

Unusual Signs...

At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator):
"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"

Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband tried to fix."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Sign seen on a farm gate in the South: 
(We didn't know cows could read.)

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout"

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose or would
you rather do it"

At a laundry shop:
"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"

At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an electrician's truck
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a nonsmoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Sign in a veterinarian's office:
"All unattended children will be given a free kitten"

Inside a Bowling Alley:
"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

Sign at the psychic's Hotline:
"Don't call us, we'll call you."

Billboard on the side of the road:
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

More unusual signs...

A common story                  Seen in Raleigh, NC

Sign at a dry cleaners         Sign in Freeport, Bahamas


Unusual Signs
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Williams, AZ. Buy your
computer while you lunch
at this diner. Convenient!

Restaurant sign

Sign in Jamestown, NY.

Sex discrimmination.

In Maine, you can get
beer, guns and wedding
gowns all in one store. Handy!

Political septic truck sign.


This church sign warns of
heavenly retribution.

Church sign in Alexandria,

No dogs on bicycles?

School sign  
(Submitted by Wayne K.)

Special sale on babies?

Sign spotted at a Key
West boat repair shop
(Submitted by Maureen S.)


(Submitted by Lee S)




Bathroom sign

  signs of every kind

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