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From slightly odd to downright strange...We celebrate the unusual 
 

Unusual funny-but-true "sayings",
mottos and not-so-famous quotes
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Opportunities always look bigger going
than coming.    

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. 
 
 
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.( Contributed by John O.)

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.    
( Contributed by John O.)

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves
you thirty cents?  
( Contributed by John O.)

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
( Contributed by John O.)

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer
you get to the end, the faster it goes.

Life is sexually transmitted.  ( Contributed by
John O.)


Good health is merely the slowest possible rate
at which one can die.
( Contributed by John O.)
                      
Once you get over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.    

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you
to recognize a mistake when you make it again.     
     
You can go broke buying bargains.
    Lillian Knowles   

Be careful about reading health books.
You may die of a misprint.          
Mark Twain

A closed mouth gathers no feet.                   
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed
of checks.  

 

Unusual signs
across the USA

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"PROP-DOC"
Your local Proptologist

Sign spotted at a Key
West boat repair shop

(Submitted by Maureen S.)


MARATHON, FL. mm 49
"Snow Route" sign
What's strange about
this sign? Its location:
Mammajoe's V-twin
shop, 70 miles south
of Miami.
(Submitted by Tim P)



UNUSUAL BOAT NAME

Would you want to
parasail off a boat that
is whimsically
named
"Chute Happens"
?
 

I wouldn't. 
(Submitted by
Lee S)

 

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More Unusual Signs...

At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator): "Best Place in Town to take a Leak"

Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband tried to fix."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Sign seen on a farm gate in the South:  "COWS CLOSE GATE"
(We didn't know cows could read.)

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout"

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose or would
you rather do it"

At a laundry shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge,
close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"

At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an electrician's truck "Let us remove your shorts."

In a nonsmoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Veterinary's office: "All unattended children will be given a free kitten"

Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

Sign at the psychic's Hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you."

Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop
reading these signs."

In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and
get fed up." In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."


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