From slightly odd to downright strange...We celebrate the unusual
Unusual Signs...
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator): "Best Place in Town to take a Leak"
Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband tried to fix."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Sign seen on a farm gate in the South: "COWS CLOSE GATE" (We didn't know cows could read.)
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout"
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose or would
you rather do it"
At a laundry shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge,
close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be
satisfactory?"
At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an electrician's truck "Let us remove your shorts."
In a nonsmoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car
payment."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Sign in a veterinarian's office: "All unattended children will be given a free kitten"
Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
Sign at the psychic's Hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you."
Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop
reading these signs."
In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and
get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
