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Just remember, "they" say that:
Of all the things you wear, your expression is the
most important.
The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime
The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge.
The best vitamin for making friends..... B1
The happiness of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts
One thing you can give and still keep...your word.
One thing I can't recycle is wasted time.
A mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you might not get them back.
Our thanks to Jackie B. for sending us the wisdom above
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Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
Make peace with your past so it
won't screw up the present.
Over prepare, then go with the flow.
A wine hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Life is too short for long pity parties.
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
You can get through anything if you stay in the present.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
But the second one is up to you and no one else.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD
Burn the candles, use the good sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
The most important sex organ is the brain.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
No one dictates your happiness but you.
Happiness is
the one thing that believing makes it true
Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
Frame every so-called disaster with these words:
' In five years, will this matter?'
Don't compare your life to others.
You have no idea what their journey is all about.
If a relationship has to be a secret, then you shouldn't
be in it.
Pay off your credit cards every month.
You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
When in doubt, just take the next small step.
Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
Growing old beats the alternative! -- dying young.
Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
If you don't ask, you don't get.
No matter how you feel, get up and get dressed -
it makes you feel better.
Our thanks to John O.for sending us the unusual wisdom above. _________________________
Our thanks to Larry the cable guy for coming up with the
"life advice" 1-liners below,
& to Carlyn L. for sending them in:
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Just remember, if the world didn't suck,
we would all fall off.
Our thanks to Larry the cable guy for coming up with the
"life advice" 1-liners above,
& to Carlyn L. for sending them in:
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache,
do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. W.C. Fields
Aspire to inspire before you expire. Anonymous
The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere. Anonymous
"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." -- Johnny Carson
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." --Paul Rodriguez
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy
"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." - W. C. Fields
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry
"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob Ettinger
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
Life is NOT a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: "Wow! What a ride!" Anonymous
"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'" --Paula Poundstone
"I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'" --Richard Jeni
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. ...Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown
"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law." -Jerry Seinfeld
"Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?" --Warren Hutcherson
"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same." --Oscar Wilde
"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself." --Mark Twain
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan." --A. Whitney Brown Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken. --Unknown, presumed deceased
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